Among the Rejected and Misunderstood

I don’t know how else to say this… I don’t like cheese. Okay? Yeah yeah, I get it.

“That’s so weird!”

Okay, stop jumping to conclusions and spazzing out. Stop dropping your jaw and keep your mouth shut! For Pete’s sake it’s just cheese!

“Why would you not like cheese!?!”

That is a very good question. I would just like to state that I am not lactose intolerant. I love ice cream. I guess the best explanation for this comes from way, way back in the day when I was still watching Dragon Tales. I was eating dinner with my family and suddenly I was choking. What was I choking on? Guess, I dare you. If you guessed cheese, you’re right. After my mom got the cheese out I never seemed  to really desire eating cheese again. 

                                 

Besides, I’ve made a lot of progress over the years. I can now eat cheese pizza. Cheese on pasta is the next level. I can tell because I still gag whenever I eat mac n’ cheese. Progress is progress, don’t judge.     

Luckily, I know I’m not the only one who doesn’t like cheese. Thanks to my horrible obsession with YouTube, I discovered a fellow cheese-disliker named Amazing Phil. Phil has actually had a lot of the same experiences as me! With the look of shame given to us Cheese Haters by the numerous Cheese Lovers. Heck! He and I don’t understand why it is such a big deal! Sometimes I swear cheese is evil and seeking to destroy my life (or end it).

Growing up in a cheese-loving (and kinda cheese obsessed) family, this disliking made me the black sheep. To this day, my family still teases me about cheese. My sister actually likes taking me to the nearest Silver Diner to get cheese fries. She appreciates the fact that I eat the non-cheesed cheese fries leaving her all the “yummy” cheesy cheese fries.

However, overtime I’ve found that this constant, cheesy battle has made it so I am okay with standing out every now and then. My hatred of cheese has actually helped me! TAKE THAT CHEESE LOVERS!!! While you are all staying in your comfort zones and eating cheese, I’m running around eating almost everything but cheese! I think we all know who the real winner is: ME. You know that song Stronger by Kelly Clarkson? This actually perfectly describes my relationship with cheese. I don’t like cheese, but that’s part of what makes me me. It has made me stronger. Besides, everyone knows that what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.

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